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Old 09-23-2010, 01:04 PM   #1

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Default What's the Difference??

A guy is driving his car on his way home from work. He notices flashing blue lights behind him and pulls over. The police officer gets out of his car and walks up to the driver's door. After going through the whole 'license and registration' routine, he asks the man if he knows why he's being pulled over. The driver responds, "NO". The officer informs him that he failed to come to a complete stop at the stop sign. The man replies, but I slowed down. I was ALMOST to a complete stop. 'What's the difference?"

The police officer immediately pulls out his night stick and begins rapping the man over the head with it. As the officer is doing this he leans in to the fdriver and asks "So, would you prefer that I SLOW DOWN, or STOP??"

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Old 09-23-2010, 03:27 PM   #2

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oh I can see all kindsa lawsuits on this one!!..hahahaha

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