Mike forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!! The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.....Mike has been missing since Friday!