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Old 04-04-2012, 01:57 AM   #1
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Thumbs up ran out of gas

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'


'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered,








Wait for it.wait for it..







You're just gonna love this..


















BEE PEE.....


I see you smiling



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Old 04-04-2012, 02:00 AM   #2
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I got robbed today at the Safeway gas station.

I called the cops to report it and they asked
if I knew who did it.

I said "Yes, pump #6".
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