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Old 01-16-2007, 01:44 AM   #1

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For those of you who may have forgotten this one...

A Bonanza pilot walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually
looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date
running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art
watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"

The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to
me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be
broken because I am wearing panties!"

The pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says,

"Damn thing's an hour fast."

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