my new career

[seapuppy]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday... minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.



A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti-American slogans stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.



Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"



So, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver!!!





SP

[jeffmeans]

OMG that was a good one! Too funny, dude! Still laughing over that one!!