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Old 03-22-2012, 02:04 AM   #1
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I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE 
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
And tell others to eat ****.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
Between **** and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........
Well, **** Happens!!!
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:41 AM   #2
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