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Old 11-09-2010, 07:07 PM   #1

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Two Mexicans & a Blonde Cop

Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Olive Hill, Ky.

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back
into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the
Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer
as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver
that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he
take them back into town and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves
and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on
his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure
enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks
the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs." The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so
wants to take a look in the trailer.

She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on
her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has
that require so many officers.

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two
have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle."

arr arrrrr

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