The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!
An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"
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Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
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2008 Bayliner 340 - "Wild Whim"
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I live in my own little world....but it's okay-they know me here!!!
Avid practitioner of the martial art: KLIK-PAO.
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Anyone that sez "Size doesn't matter" has never owned a boat!