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Old 06-06-2012, 03:55 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Leroy

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims,

"Are they ALL YOURS???"



"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before

She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you

must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."



"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?"



"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through

the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!



"All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named Leroy?"



Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and

ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'



An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the

smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles

her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"



I call them by their last names.




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