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Old 06-25-2010, 02:37 AM   #1
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Talking cowboy in heaven

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.







'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
And then I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


'Couple of minutes ago.'


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