I was eating lunch and drinking my coffee with my 6-year-old and I asked
her, "What is the 20th of February?"
She said "President's Day!"
She is a smart kid, so, I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the
White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.