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Old 03-19-2012, 09:40 PM   #1

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Thumbs up Best Story Ever

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for
this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife........
Tom's scrotum
The Best Story of the Year:

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She
said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible
motorcycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could
hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the
pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the
children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they
were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of
the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."!!!!


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Old 03-20-2012, 04:50 AM   #2
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I guess she had scrotum on her mind.
Life is a Journey. Enjoy the ride.

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