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Old 01-28-2010, 06:13 PM   #1
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Location: Almere, Netherlands
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Default bad memory

A man came yesterday in big trouble when he forgot his wedding.

His wife was furious and told him: "You can better ensure that tomorrow there is something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in less than six seconds."

The next morning the woman took a package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale ...
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