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Old 04-04-2010, 04:20 AM   #1
Lt. JG
 
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Location: Portland, OR
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Smile Da end iss near!

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian
Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground that said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT
NOW....BAFOR IT'S
TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave me alone you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash...
Reverend Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks,
"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say,
"Bridge Out?"
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