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Old 05-15-2008, 06:34 PM   #1
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Default 10 commandments for married guys

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.


Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.


Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!


Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.


Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.


Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.


Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover,
but again, the law allows only one husband.


Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.

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