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Old 06-29-2011, 03:15 PM   #1
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Talking why she changed motels

Why She Changed Motels

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."



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Old 06-29-2011, 10:18 PM   #3
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Cool

a guy enters a tattoo shop and askes the shop owner for a very special tattoo.
he would like ferrari written on his dick.
no problem
in the proces the shop owner suggests to tattoo a garage door on the fella's wife
so he can drive in and out of the garage as much as he would like too.
nope the guy say's
i'm gay
a few minutes later the tattoo guy suggests a tractor on the scrotum of the guy who is beiing helped
why ?
of that could be helpfull:
if you drive youre ferrari in the dirt you can pull him out with the tractor

oops
to much ?
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:53 PM   #4
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uffdah......

too much..



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