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Old 11-18-2011, 02:57 AM   #1
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Thumbs up the woman poem

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.


One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.


One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.


I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.


Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.




Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.



I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.





THE MAN POEM:




I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.




This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh#t.


















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