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Old 01-07-2012, 12:25 AM   #1
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Wise Italian Grandfather


Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.................

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' ?"



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