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Old 11-27-2006, 08:07 PM   #1
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The Boy, The Train & The Maid.

While the parents were away, a maid was working in the kitchen,
listening to the five-year-old boy playing with his new electric train
in the living room. She heard the train stop & the boy saying :

"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is
the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass
in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The Maid walked into the room where the boy was playing and said nobody
uses that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your
room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped & the maid heard the boy say :

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today."

As the maid began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to
the fat bitch in the kitchen."

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