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Old 11-21-2006, 02:22 AM   #1
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SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you dong?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office then my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "and, where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"


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