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Old 01-28-2010, 06:06 PM   #1
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After a newly wed bride and groom the

bridal suite of the hotel entered,

, the bridegroom gives his trousers and

it to his new bride with the words

"Pull this
trousers to me '.

With a bit of surprise is

she says and what he observes a little later on:

"You see, those pants do not fit me!"
The bridegroom sees that scene amused
very penetrating and says:

"Very well, so remember that I wear the pants

and not you. "


Moments later the bride gives her panties
to groom her and says:
"I would now like, that you may also
fits my panties.
He innocently at her request.
It does not go beyond his
right thigh and should be noted:
"I do not get your knickers."
"Exactly." Says the bride, "and if your attitude

not change, it remains that way! "

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thanks to google translation site, greatz ed
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:25 PM   #2
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Just like my house. I wear the pants in the family, and I'm in charge.............................whenever she isn't around.
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