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Old 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM   #1
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Default Green bay baby boy

A Green Bay Packers Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call
on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife
has produced a typical Green Bay baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can
believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds. But the Packer Fan
just
shrugs, 'That's about average back home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a
typical Green Bay baby boy.' Congratulations showered him from all
around, and
many exclamations of 'WOW!'. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy
pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
'Say, you're
the father of that typical Green Bay baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much
does he weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds.' The
bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. 'What
happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!' The Green Bay father takes a
slow swig from his Leinenkugel's beer, wipes his lips on his shirt
sleeve, leans
into the bartender and proudly says, '...Had him circumcised!'
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:36 AM   #2
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LOL thats how it is here in Wisconsin! :wink:
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