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Old 05-15-2007, 08:17 PM   #1
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Default dog food diet!!

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal Dog Food at WalMart and
standing in line at the check out.


No kidding, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b----, why else would I buy dog food??
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