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Old 03-16-2012, 07:39 PM   #1
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Thumbs up computer tech's..

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills !





Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?



Customer: A white one...



Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.



Customer: Your left or my left ?



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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.



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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?



Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.



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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.



Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?



Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.



Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.



Customer: ! OK



Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?



Customer: Yes



Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.



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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.



Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?



Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.



Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?



Customer: Five dots.



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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?



Customer: Netscape.



Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.



Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..



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Customer: I have a huge problem.

A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?



Customer: I'm writing my first email.



Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?



Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it ?



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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.



Tech support: Are you running it under windows?



Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'



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And last but not least !



Tech support: 'Okay Henry, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.

That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.

Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'



Customer: I don't have a P.



Tech support: On your keyboard, Henry.



Customer: What do you mean ?



Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Henry.



Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT !





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Old 03-16-2012, 08:58 PM   #2
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SP.........we have come along way from a floppy disc.........to lets burn one............

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