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Old 10-18-2010, 07:29 PM   #1
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Talking Barbie doll for his daughter

One day, a father gets out of work early. Driving on his way home, he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls into to a mall with a Toys R Us and goes in to look around.

He explains to the first sales person he meets what he needs and she
walks with him over to the Barbie Collection in the store.

How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' he asks.

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer,
One of Ken's Friends, and
a Key Chain made with Ken's testicles!'


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