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Old 05-11-2010, 06:02 AM   #1
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Would it not be an innovation!

Have you ever thought what happens if you would live reversed?

Sounds like more fun.

To begin, stand up from the dead, a spectacular start.
If you get out of the box, you will be welcomed by your family and best friends, so you do''nt have to find your frends, but they are there allready. And they all brought a little flower.
Then you take a good 20 years behind the geraniums, take your whiskey every day, sometimes a trip with a boat, your monthly payment from social securety.
On one day there is suddenly a guy at your door with a golden watch. He gives you a good paying job right away.
As the years pass, you get more and more sense to work, you always feel better, you can smoke as much as you want because your lungs are getting cleaner.
You can drink whatever you want, the males are getting smaller. You get rid of your belly without your having to do anything. You will also increasingly take your husband or wife. In the beginning you only have sex 1 time a year, but at last 10 times a week.
At some point you have to go to school but you know everything so you do'nt care at all.
And the last years of your life you can enjoy playing in the sandbox, you can steal what ever you want, you're lost all your teeth.
Then a few months a woman breast sucking, even after 9 months in safe, warm womb, and then end up in a blissful orgasm!

thats real life i'll guess
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Old 05-11-2010, 12:56 PM   #2
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yep..I've been doing it all wrong...next time I come to this planet...I'm coming here rich instead of good looking....even the ugly rich guys get good looking women..


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with a boat like that you should have a good looking woman.........if you do'nt.....indeed you do something wrong......
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I do....she is.....I'm just not rich...




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Old 05-13-2010, 04:44 PM   #5
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yep..I've been doing it all wrong...next time I come to this planet...I'm coming here rich instead of good looking....even the ugly rich guys get good looking women..
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Ever notice you don't see ugly girls in their 20's/30's driving BMW's or Mercedes??

OK, I'm horrible............Go ahead and feel free to flame me on that one.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:42 PM   #6
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haha...yeah..they are always in a gay-buru.......
with 6 kids in the back..........it's amazing they get laid the first time...what ...did she get better looking after the first kid???


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