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Old 11-11-2010, 10:21 AM   #1
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The teacher in the classroom: "Who has a word with two g's in it?"

Harry immediately sticks his finger in the air,
but the teacher knows that he has always strange answers,
and it yields the floor to Lina.
Lina, Miss my word is Gang.
Teacher: Very big.
There are indeed two g's at. Who knows another one? "

Weather Harry puts his finger on, but the teacher gave the floor to Peter.
Peter: well Miss, my word is Garage.?
Teacher: Very good Peter.
There are also 2 in g's. Who knows of any one with 2 times an s "

Weather Harry quickly puts his finger on.
The teacher would give him a chance: "Yes Harry, say it."
Harry: well Miss, Sexual intercourse.? "
The teacher turn red and says:
"Harry Yes, that is indeed a word with two s's, but it is also a
mouthful! "
Harry: "No-no lady, that is tubing of the penis and that is just with one s!"
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:07 PM   #2
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ok..I think this one loses something in translation...


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