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seapuppy
02-09-2011, 11:00 PM
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.
:drum:
She ran out of the room.

:pound::rockon:

SP

capav8r
02-10-2011, 06:39 PM
That even got a smile out of my wife. She is a nurse.

ed & inge
02-11-2011, 08:35 AM
That even got a smile out of my wife. She is a nurse.

seems to me that she has experiance with it.....every day...???????


sorry cappy....this is an easy shot for open goal.......haha...

greatz, ed

shrew
02-11-2011, 12:32 PM
.........Sure the tattoo says "Tiny" now, but with the right 'pursuasion' you'll see it actually says "Tiny's Mexican Bar and Grille, Altamonte Springs, Florida".

Bah-Dump, bump!!!

capav8r
02-12-2011, 12:41 AM
Glad I came back to look....you guys make me laugh! Actually Ed, she does experience it pretty much daily. She is a neonatal intensive care nurse. Some of her patients are very small. Quite often 2 pounds or less (.9kg).

I'm still laughing at Shrew's remark. That's funny!!

ed & inge
02-12-2011, 10:32 AM
Glad I came back to look....you guys make me laugh! Actually Ed, she does experience it pretty much daily. She is a neonatal intensive care nurse. Some of her patients are very small. Quite often 2 pounds or less (.9kg).

I'm still laughing at Shrew's remark. That's funny!!

i'm not talking about when she is at work........(with the little babys).....but at home.....

capav8r
02-12-2011, 10:45 AM
Yeah, I guess that's why we all want bigger boats!!